Movie Quotes That Nail Parenthood

Parenthood is one wild adventure. From temper tantrums and weird behavior that’s somehow normal to all those sleepless nights. The best way to get through all of the crazy moments is by having a great sense of humor. And when you need to have a chuckle and an “I can relate” moment when you feel like you’re losing your mind, these movie quotes that nail parenthood will do the trick!

Jack: “I yelled at Kenny for coloring outside the lines! Megan and I are starting to watch the same TV shows. I’m liking them. I’m losing it!” —Mr. Mom

Karen: “He likes to butt things…with his head.”Nathan: “How proud you must be.” —Parenthood


Michael: “How can something so small create so much of something so disgusting?” —Three Men and a Baby

Richard: “Everybody just pretend to be normal.” —Little Miss Sunshine

James: “I think being a good father is keeping the mother happy so she doesn’t drive the kids crazy.” —Look Who’s Talking

Peter: “I’ve had enough of this doo-doo!” —Three Men and a Baby

“Love is putting someone else’s needs before yours.” —Olaf, Frozen


Fiona: “Will, am I a bad mother? “Will: “No, you’re just a barking lunatic.” —About a Boy

Eric: “Having somebody help you doesn’t mean that you fail, it just means that you’re not in it alone.” —Life as We Know It

Sonny: “(Taking away slingshot) Let me have that. Go to your room…I guess. Or go do whatever you want.” —Big Daddy

Frank: “[Parenting] is like your Aunt Edna’s [butt]. It goes on forever and it’s just as frightening.” —Parenthood

Natalie: “We’re his goddamn kids too! “Daniel: “Heh heh, kids say the darndest things.” —Mrs. Doubtfire


George: “Well, that’s the thing about life, is the surprises, the little things that sneak up on you and grab hold of you.” —Father of the Bride

Jessica: “Dad, can I kill Jake now? “Tom: “No, finish washing the car first!” —Cheaper By the Dozen

Caffee: “Our surrogacy fee is $100,000. “Kate: “It costs more to have someone born than to have someone killed. “Caffee: “It takes longer.” —Baby Mama


Sarabi: “Your son is awake. “Mufasa: “Before sunrise, he’s your son.” —The Lion King

Kate: “I love being the mother of a 2-year-old. It’s like being a movie star in a world without critics.” —I Don’t Know How She Does It

“If you can’t say something nice, don’t say nothin’ at all.”Thumper, Bambi

“[You] can’t never let anything happen to him. Then nothing would ever happen to him.”Dory, Finding Nemo


“This is my family. I found it all on my own. It’s little and broken, but still good. Yeah. Still good.” Stitch, Lilo & Stitch

“You are my greatest adventure.”Mr. Incredible, The Incredibles

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